What does MEME mean anyway?

Michelle told me I had to do this. This shouldn't be regarded as an official post as I am still on a blog break.
Answers must be one word only:

1. Where is your cell phone? Tupperware
2. Your significant other? Pretty
3. Your hair? Slovenly
4. Your mother? Industrious
5. Your father? Humorous
6. Your favorite thing? Music
7. Your dream last night? FANTASTIC
8. Your favorite drink? Bass
9. Your dream/goal? Rest
10. The room you are in? Basement
11. Your hobby? Strumming
12. Your fear? Television
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Sleeping
14. Where were you last night? Prone
15. What you are not? Energetic
16. Muffins? Soporific
17. The last thing you did? Wii
18. What are you wearing? Shirt
19. Something you are not wearing? Pants
20. Your mood? Congruent
21. Your summer? Static
22. Person you tag? Richard

variable ratio reinforcement

The single best method of reinforcement from a learning theory standpoint is a variable ratio schedule of reinforcement. That is to say, one will receive a positive reinforcer (a consequence that increases the likelihood of future specific actions) after a variable number of target bahaviors. Unlike a fixed ratio, the variable ratio is unknowable by the learner. The most notable example is a slot machine. Other examples include clicking to this blog over and over and over knowing that one of these clicks something good is going to show up. Just remember that the odds always favor the casino!

my blogging mind is...

Thursday Thirteen-13 things I've learned on the 1st days of school

Kindergarten-Bus numbers are important things to remember as all busses don't end up at my house.



1st grade-Different year, different teacher, different rules and no naptime makes chris a tired boy



2nd grade-Despite popular opinion in the circle of boys...kissing girls doesn't lead to instant warts



3rd grade-Bus numbers are still important things to remember...nuff said



4th grade-Summertime records for most bugs, fish and lizards caught should automatically be adjusted up on the retelling of such adventures. Its always best to tell your stories last!



5th grade-No matter what you've been led to believe over the phone for the past 2 months, girls don't develop into supermodels over the summer.



6th grade-Even though Michael Jackson was cool in 5th grade a single white glove doesn't work well with camo parachute pants.



7th grade-Chinese throwing stars, dull as they may be, are considered weapons so don't bring them to school



8th grade-No matter what prior experience has suggested girls do in fact turn into supermodels over the summer!



9th grade-They call it Senior hall for a reason...



10th grade-Freshmen are so small.



11th grade-Senior hall is overrated.



12th grade-The first day of school was two days ago? Oops...at least I know my bus number.

Popcorn Ping Pong

A popping good time! Just make sure you have Shockwave on your computer.

blocking

michelle advised me that more frequent blog entries are expected when one's blog has been made public.

Those of a psychodynamic persuasion may suggest that my sudden lack of ideas for content is a sign of blocking...perhaps repression of some dark id-like material that would like to spew forth but which is certainly too base for society at large. And even as my psyche is currently working hard to quash those unsavory tidbits from my public commentary I can't help but wonder what in the world is so awful about what I have to say that I can't even eek out a bit of it to chew on awhile. Just a tiny little speck that I could refine and remodel, that I could, through revision and censor, make suitable for a blog read the world over (see how my superego uses exaggeration to frighten my ego into action!) This darkness must be horrific, filled with lusts and drives, hedonic motives that if let free would surely burst forth like some grotesque plague of unbridled selfishness.

or maybe I just don't have anything to write about tonight.

whoa nellie...one question at a time please

"Are you OK with this? How do you feel about others viewing your private insanity? Tell us "your feelings" about public blogging. How does it make you feel to know that your wife outed you? And we supported her in doing so?"

Yes...I'm OK with my private insanity being so abruptly splashed 'cross the wide open ether like an August melon splayed open for hungry children who cannot wait to bury their faces into the sweetness within. Just mind the seeds.

I can't say I was too surprised by my wife's recent ouster blog...what with all the pressure mounting from her partners in crime...you know who you are! It was only a matter of time before someone cracked and the whole story leaked.

My original intent was to nudge Rich into a virtual game of one-upsmanship...an idea that turned out to be more like a "win a dollar if you can go 3 rounds with the giant Brooklyn Bruiser boxing champ" at the county fair than a true contest.

So, that's when I decided to just put a good ol' game of Pac-Man on here and try to forget my ineptitude for a few minutes out of each day.

Thursday Thirteen -- 13 Prime Numbers that start with T

2

3

23

29

31

37

211

223

383

24631

333667

2833419889721787128217599

and of course...13

Thursday Thirteen: Phobias that start with T

Toxicophobia- Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.

Tropophobia- Fear of moving or making changes.

Taurophobia- Fear of bulls.

Thanatophobia - Fear of death or dying.

Taphophobia- Fear of being buried alive or of cemeteries.

Teutophobia- Fear of German or German things.

Teutotaurotoxithanataphobia - Fear of being poisoned by a bull with German measles, nearly dying and being buried anyway for good measure.

Technophobia- Fear of technology.

Tonitrophobia- Fear of thunder.

Trichophobia- Fear of hair.

Tomophobia- Fear of surgical operations.

Technotomotrichophobia - Fear of a new fangled hair club for men implant procedure.

and finally,

Triskaidekaphobia- Fear of the number 13.

jedi mind trick

Rich, thanks again for hosting the fellas hold em and jedi movie night. I appreciate your hospitality. Alana, thanks for letting us use your space. Hope we didn't smoke it up too much ;-)

Creativity and You

You two did a great job on the birthday party. I can post this personal message to you as you are the only visitor to the site. So it's really just like a note posted to you on the bulletin board of the 3rd floor Intro to English Lit building (why would they put a bulletin board up there anyway).

At any rate I'm continually impressed with the two of you and your knack for creative flair and mucho fun. (Michelle and I are still talking about the next lightsaber battle we're going to have).

Skeleton Outed

I'm not sure how Alana found my secret blog but methinks it won't be long before the rest of the troops arrive. So...I could just delete this whole thing (I did find the Delete This Blog button and I'm not afraid to use it!), or I could try to think up some nifty content, or I could just do the Dixie shuffle and sit back while stacks of comments come rolling in.

i was forced into this by powers beyond my control...the Rich...the beautiful...and all other unseen forces that direct my movements and my future.