Kindergarten-Bus numbers are important things to remember as all busses don't end up at my house.
1st grade-Different year, different teacher, different rules and no naptime makes chris a tired boy
2nd grade-Despite popular opinion in the circle of boys...kissing girls doesn't lead to instant warts
3rd grade-Bus numbers are still important things to remember...nuff said
4th grade-Summertime records for most bugs, fish and lizards caught should automatically be adjusted up on the retelling of such adventures. Its always best to tell your stories last!
5th grade-No matter what you've been led to believe over the phone for the past 2 months, girls don't develop into supermodels over the summer.
6th grade-Even though Michael Jackson was cool in 5th grade a single white glove doesn't work well with camo parachute pants.
7th grade-Chinese throwing stars, dull as they may be, are considered weapons so don't bring them to school
8th grade-No matter what prior experience has suggested girls do in fact turn into supermodels over the summer!
9th grade-They call it Senior hall for a reason...
10th grade-Freshmen are so small.
11th grade-Senior hall is overrated.
12th grade-The first day of school was two days ago? Oops...at least I know my bus number.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Thursday Thirteen-13 things I've learned on the 1st days of school
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7 comments:
That just about sums it up!
Great post...I actually winced at the 6th grade and 9th grade lessons.
Senior Hall brought back a lot of memories...a very scary place for a freshman!
Why do I feel as if I have stumbled onto the blog of Napoleon Dynamite.
By the way, I loved the "Liger" and the dance bit.
"whatEVER...jeez"
2ns and 6th grade - lol!
great post!
I wish I coulda seen the parachute pants in action...I've heard the stories, but have yet to see the pics!
More Posts Please!!!!
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